O.k. Mizzkes,you know I have to get in on this one!
I'll take it a step further, I have some of the corniest pick-up lines AND comebacks for them.
I know how to please a woman...then please leave me alone
Is this seat empty?...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
I want to give myself to you...sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
I can tell you want me...yes, I want you to leave.
Baby, I'd go through anything for you...Let's start with your bank account.
Your place or mine...both, You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
and the most popular pick-up line to date:
Haven't i seen you some place before?...Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.
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