[MysticCat]

I'm not making this up:

Years ago I went into a McDonalds and ordered a special that was running at time: Chicken McNuggets Oriental. (Don't ask, you don't want to know, other than they were cheap.) They came with a fortune cookie, and the fortune read: Soon you will meet someone McSpecial. I groaned and gave it little more thought, other than to think that it was McHokey. Then a few weeks later, I met the lovely lady who is now Ms. MysticCat.

Speaking of Ms. MysticCat, we have a small framed fortune from a fortune cookie at our front door -- it says: You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

Has anyone noticed how often fortune cookies have no fortunes in them? Instead, they have good advice, proverby-type things. Grates on my nerves. I want a fortune, dagnabbit.