HOW COME this thread will be locked soon and we will be moving on to HOW COME part 5?
HOW COME I know I will have a gang of them after being at Conclave?
HOW COME I cannot wait to go to Geauga Lake?
HOW COME I cannot wait to get my funnel cake, salt water taffy, & cotton candy?
HOW COME I am a SCREAMER?
HOW COME that has nothing to do with sex

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HOW COME I scream my head off on most roller coasters?
HOW COME that increases the excitement and intensity?
HOW COME LIFE is really like a roller coaster?
HOW COME I need to scream more?
HOW COME I had a dream about Beauty's dog?
HOW COME he should write a book?
HOW COME the book could be called, I KNOW WHY THE CAGED DOG BARKS

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HOW COME I have 2 new sayings in the tradition of Fat Albert?
HOW COME I will tell you my new sayings but if I hear you using them, I have a cyber bullet with your name on it?
HOW COME this is the first saying: I am like a bank with NO COINS. . . NO CENTS (sense too)?
HOW COME this is the 2nd saying: I am like a magazine with more than one copy. . .I have ISSUES?