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Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
How come I catch myself telling my friends, "Novella said..." or "MeezDiscreet heard..." when they don't have a clue who y'all are???
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How come I refer to my peeps on GC as "My Girl..." or "My Boy..." when I am talking to my friends/family, like I just got off of the phone with one of y'all?
How come SweetestDiva
is MY GIRL?
How come I have never chatted with her outside of GC?
How come she needs to hop on AOL IM, or MSN Messenger and hit me up?
How come I have about 1,000 buddies in my buddy lists?
How come I get folks confused?
How come I rarely get a chance to chat anyway?
How come I refuse to delete anyone?
How come Exquizit is on probation?
How come it's because she isn't responding to me on AOL?
How come I keep calling folks BIA?
How come people respond like I'm giving them love?
How come it goes both ways?
How come this lady in my office thinks everyone is in love with her?
How come she is a VIOLATOR with the orange hair?
How come her name starts with SHA... and ends with ...LA?
How come her name is impossible to spell?
How come it has 5 syllables?
How come there isn't a law against shytty names??
How come she is stereotypically ghetto?
How come she is a self-proclaimed "ho"?
How come she got upset when a guy asked her if he could "Bone" in front of her boss, as a joke... but then followed him outta the breakroom handing him her number on a sheet of paper?
How come he's outside in the parking lot laughing at her to a group of people right now?
How come she told him to bring the flame if he wanted to start a fire?
How come I just called her a BIA?
How come she thought I was giving her love?
How come I wasn't smiling? she shouldn't have taken it that way...
How come she laughed when I told her so?
How come she just responded with, "Well, you know I AM a ho!!!" and tried to give me dap?
HOW COME!?!?!?!