How Come this smilie

is me, personafied?
How Come people call me "Sunshine" b/c I smile so much?
How Come it could be Sunshine or "The Shining" (Jack Nicholson), depending on how you look at it?
How Come I am gonna tone it down to

so I don't look crazy?
How Come the Shining was a scary, scary movie?
How Come the only scarier movie was the Exorcist

?
How Come the re-release was almost too much for me?
How come 1/4 of the theatre walked out after the spider-walk thing?
How come I am talking about this old-behind/newer-version-of-this-old-behind movie?
How Come it's obvious that I don't have any How Comes for today? LOL
How Come I am out so every one have a great day

oops, I meant

?