My grandlittle always puts up funny jokes for hers. 2 of my favorites:
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lighbulb?
A: Let's ride bikes!
and (I think this is how this one goes)
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
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