TO THE CAROLINA PANTHERS: You are not my favorite football team. However, today I need you to play your booties off. I need you all to improve your passing game. WIN!!! DAMMIT!!!! I already called and talked mad ISHT on my boyfriend's VM. He will rub it in 1000000 times worse than I did!! You have one more quarter to go. Can you all please WIN!!!! I believe in you!! If you win, I'll buy a Panthers shirt. Oh wait, I have one now. Let me go put it on!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTHERS!!! Please, for me!!! If you win, I will buy another one. As long as it is $10 or less!! Please!! Come on Panthers!!!! THROW the ball though. That run for one yard mess takes too long!!
To T: I love you, but if the Saints win, I am not answering my phones. NO, really!! Because I know how much ISHT you will talk and probably pass the phone around to all your Saints friends so they can talk isht too.
To the Panthers again: PLEASE!!!! WIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!
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To the Panthers!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Chris Jenkins, Stephen Davis, and John Kasay -- WAY TO FRICKING GO!!!!!!!!
To T: How come you ain't answer your phone man?!!?!?!? Hope you listen to aaaaaaaalllllllll of my voice mail!!!
Love you, boo.
