remember these lines:
Billy Madison-
Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The Breakfast Club
Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, and what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions, you see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.
Friday
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the God D*mn refrigerator, eatin' up all the food! All the chicken. All the pig feet. All the collard greens. All the hogmauze. I want some of them chitlins! I love pig feet!
D*MN! Ya'll ain't never got two things that match! Either got Kool-Aid, no sugar; peanut butter, no jelly; ham, no burger. . . D*MN!
Full Metal Jacket
This is your rifle, you will give it a girl's name, because it is the only p*ssy you pukes will be getting! There will be no more finger-banging little Miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties!
Top Gun
Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Scarface
Tony: I want what's coming to me.
Manny: What's coming to you, man?
Tony: The world, chico, and everything in it.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!
Austin Powers: As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. Chili's baby back ribs!!
Fat Bastard: Get over here! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!
Fat Bastard: Baby, the other other white meat.
man...i could do this forever!
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