Here are some of mine:
Network:
Robert Duvall's charactor yells, "[Howard Beale's show] is a hit! IT'S A BIG FAT, BIG TI**IED HIT!
Ace Ventura 2
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIGHTYYYYYYTHENNNNNNNNNN!
(His Zen meditation chant).
Half Baked:
"I love you, Butternuts!" The horse's name was actually Buttercup.
Up In Smoke (Cheech & Chong)
"Whoa, man. You mean to tell me I'm smoking dog$#!t?
Silver Streak
Chief Donaldson (Len Birman) "You have a dead engineer and a runaway train that's gonna hit Chicago in fifteen minutes". I'm like awwwww, shoot!
Then five minutes later....
"You better do something, you idiot, because in 10 minutes, you're gonna have 200 tons of locomotive smashing through Central Station on it's way to Marshall Fields!" My heart still stops seeing that final scene.
Titanic:
2nd Officer Lighttoller: "GET BACK, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL LIKE DOGS! KEEP ORDER! ORDER I SAY!" Note: Director Cameron loved the way actor Jonathan Banks? was so into charactor in that scene, when Cameron asked Banks to say that line again, Banks replied with "What did I say?"
Barbarians At the Gate:
"Now I know what the F stands for in F. Ross Johnson"
My favorite scene in the movie was when Johnson and some folx were talking about the results of the new Premier smokeless cigarettes. Johnson's remarks were PRICELESS:
"Oh, well now that's a good slogan. Smells like $#!t and tastes like a fart. I can't believe we spent $XX million on a turd with a tip."
On comments that you have to inhale harder on the cigarettes to get a nicotine effect:
"Oh, now that a good marketing campaign. A free truss with every pack. Warning, this cigarette can tear your b@!!s off."
Oh, whee, lemme quit.
RM
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