FUNNIEST: In 'Blue Streak' when Dave Chapelle told that guy he would rip his lips off and "kiss [his] a$$ with them sh*ts." That will ALWAYS crack me up.
SADDEST: In 'Beaches' when... well dayum, the whole movie.
MOST ROMANTIC: Darius to Nina in 'Love Jones': "I love you... and that's urgent as hell." GAWD!! I melt at that!