I chose SkeeWee because that's one thing that I couldn't wait to say and 14 because that's my line number. After reading this thread I wish I would have come up with something a little more creative.
I'm going to open the floor to any and all name change suggestions. Consider it a contest for the best screen name. The soror or sisterfriend who come up with the best name (chosen by me of coarse) will get a prize

. Y'all help a sista out!