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Originally posted by delph998
Have you ever tried to slip out a fart in public and it turned out being loud and stinky?! If so, how did the people around you react?
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LMBO...let me tell you this story (this is what I call Love).
I was at Patricks house for the first time, and I was really, really gassy. I don't know WHAT it was but I was sneaking 'em out left and right. Anyway, I don't know what happened this time, but it came out it wasn't loud, but it was audible, and Patrick just looked at me like
. So his brother Tim and his girlfriend were looking like
and Patrick said, "Oh my bad ya'll...I ain't mean to let that out!" I could have kissed him. We almost died laughing when Tim kept going on and on, "DAWG you stank Mofo, that 'crap' ain't funny...yadda yadda" ROTFL @ the thought!
Have you ever just got out of the bathroom stinking it up and your beau decides he wants to stop by? Why do they always need to use the restroom at times like this? LOL