He wasn't my beau, but he was a friend. I asked him to kick it with me for my birthday. He picked me up and told me to wear some comfortable shoes. I didn't--it was my birthday--I was trying to be cute! So he told me that because I disobeyed him, I was going to be disappointed because the excursion for the evening was private strip dance classes. I didn't believe him at first, but he started driving me to this area that I wasn't aware of, and we started walking down this dark alley, so I was beginning to believe him. Well, the classes turned out being private salsa classes. Afterwards, we went Salsa dancing, and had a romantic dinner, and later we salsa danced in my apt. with Sade...let's just say it was on AND POPPIN'!!
Have you ever tried to slip out a fart in public and it turned out being loud and stinky?! If so, how did the people around you react?