Please tell me why my sweetie says "eloquent" when what he really means is elegant?
"I like that restaurant. It's nice. It's eloquent."

What in thee...
Oh well,... I love everything about my baby, even his occasional english faux pas... I'd kill concrete and drown watta' ova' dat man! Whew! I apologize.. *wiping my brow* I got a little caught up...
Love that man...