Matt I'm so sorry you've seen the worst of our lot! My problem w/ shopping is that I'm short, thin, but yet curvy. It's so hard to gauge what brand will fit me best. At the Gap I wear 2's and XS/S but at Express my dress size runs up to a 7/8. I do think about people like you though; I always hang it back up on the hanger neatly and put it right back where I found it.