I can't believe I'm typing this...my husband about four years ago poured some wine on me, while we were you know... I was like WTH is wrong with you? Needless to say that damn wine started to burn the HAYYLE out of a very private area. He NEVER EVER tried that again!
(I gots to have love for yall to be typing stuff like this)
Question: Would you entertain bringing a third party into the picture?