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Which sorority has Panda for a mascot?
Panda walks into a deli, orders a sandwich. After he finishes, he pulls out a gun, kills the waiter and walks out the door. The manager chases after him, and says " Hey! What are you doing? You just killed my waiter!!" Panda replies" I'm a panda! Look it up!" Manager goes back into the deli, looks in his dictionary and finds "Panda: brown furry animal from Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
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