Sorry this is a bit long......but funny....
It was nearly 108 degrees the day that we got married in a barely air conditioned church. I was very hot in a long-sleeved gown, and one of my bridesmaids used hairspray to which I am very allergic. Needless-to-say, I passed out.
My mother-in-law pumped lots of diet soft drinks into me and got me back on my feet.
Well, it was time for the ceremony (an hour-long service), and I realized that I REALLY had to go to the bathroom! AND, my dress was so big that it would not fit through the bathroom door with all of the hoop skirts, etc. Unfortunately, all of our clothes had already been moved to the reception site 15 minutes away...so, I had to get undressed and borrow the photographer's jacket to run almost naked in the back of the church to the potty!
To make matters worse, my dress was very complex to put-on. The bridal march started, and I was still trying to get into my dress!
I almost missed my wedding because I had to go to the bathroom! What an excuse... UMMM, Sorry that I stood you up at the altar, I had to go to the bathroom!
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