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Well, I had little brothers but that's just not the same. When I was at Auburn, some guy exposed himself to me. I walked calmly into the chapter room and told everyone in there and they started screaming and called the cops. This calm lasted until a few hours later when my big brother in Theta Xi came over and I fell apart on him and sobbed that if they were all that big, I was never getting married.
(The guy did his act all over campus all day and was arrested in the next town the next day running around naked.)
Oh, when I told my aunt, she said a guy exposed himself to her on the Arkansas campus in 1939 and she fell over laughing and choked out, "Wahahaha! You aren't even a man yet!"
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