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*You own a pin-hole infested black dress for every season!
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That was just too awesome. And as for....
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*You have at least one box marked "ritual" in your basement or crawl space that, if someone else picks it up, you command them to "Put that down NOW!!!"
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I once threw myself in front of our closet door on homecoming so that my OWN MOTHER wouldn't go in. It was a sore spot for months, but I wasn't about to let her see "just what's behind that door?" ;-)
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While at a convention this summer, after telling a story, I was asked, "How many sisters do you have?!"
Mr. honeychile said, "She means her sorority. You'll get used to it."
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I get that ALL the time! "Wait I thought you only had a brother?!"
I always tell stories mentioning my "sister so-and-so"
specifically to delinate them from my GDI friends ;-)