How come today is my birthday?

How come I was about to go off on the GC Birthday Committee heathens?

How come I got my birthday card?

How come yall ain't heathens no more?

How come I'm happy now?

How come thank you Eastcoast Sunshine?

How come everyone is calling me and wishing me happy birthday but their azzes ain't dropping off gifts?

How come?

Happy Birthday to all the Cancers in the House!