How come I'm on GC to take a break from this stupid research paper?
How come I always procrastinate?
How come I've been sitting at the computer so long my booty hurts?
How come my grandmother is staying with me for at least 3 weeks after she has surgery next week?
How come she's the nosiest woman I know?
How come my ex-boyfriend asked me to marry him today?
How come I laughed at him?
How come he said he was serious?
How come we have not been together for two years and apparently he has
lost his mind? 
How come I am going to be up until 2 or 3 unless I get off GC
right now and finish this paper???
