... you find yourself wondering where the HECK you're going to plant all those lilies of the valley you just bought...
... you scour the local needlecraft store for anything and everything lily-of-the-valley or giraffe...
... after spending several years living too far from a collegiate chapter to help with recruitment, you STILL know all your pref songs, cheers, and chants...
... and you have a nefarious plan to sing those pref songs as lullabies to any daughters you might have, so 18 years later they can get warm fuzzies when they pref your sorority ... (note I said
when!
)