From the "liberry."
Girl, did you see Mary J. on "Ophrah" today?
I have to flip these eggs over. Hand me that "spatuler."
Let's go the "sto." I need to get some "tawlet tissha."
But the funniest was when I went to my family reunion in 'Nawlins over the summer. We went on a tour of the city and the tour guide jacked up EVERY OTHER WORD! My sister and I were laughing so hard, we literally were crying... Until he told me I was a "redbone", and looked like a "murlatta"... Are you kidding me?
Ya'll people....
