Oh man... do I stay in the alum wing or move to the NYC wing???
While living in a big-a$$ house in the Hamptons would be sweet... the alum wing already has the full bar and gourmet kitchen... and the extensive music and DVD collection... and all the rooms are singles, and I value my privacy too much
I'm going to do a little "wing improvement" though. We're going to hire a house mother, who will be a sweet lady who bakes us cookies and is always available to listen if you need someone to talk to. We're also going to hire a chef, who will cook gourmet dinners for us every evening, but will stay out of the way of any resident who wants to do their own cooking. And, of course, there will be a cleaning/maintenance staff. (We're alums. We're filthy rich.
) No bartenders - that's what pledges are for.
The wing will be wired up for T1 internet access, so we can all access GC at high speeds. Wireless will also be available, so you can sit out on the deck with your laptop and your beverage of choice.
I might even be convinced to lift the ban on country music...
ETA: AlphaSigOU, I like the waterbed idea. All alum wing residents will have the option of either a waterbed or a regular king-size bed. And I'm adding some more beer taps... And while you have good taste in cars
we're also going to have plenty of parking for everyone's convertible and/or SUV.