When I was in 3rd grade we had this obsticle course at a jungle gym. We were like competing in teams for the lowest times. I was taunting the other teams, I told them that they were going to lose, and we were the best etc. etc. When it was my turn to go, I zipped through most of the course pretty fast. Back then I was a pretty good acrobat. Towards the end, I got this "smart" idea to show off in front of everyone, so I attempted to turn a flip towards the end of the last station. I "wiped out" on the flip HARD, I like lost my balance or something. It gets worse....during the wipe out, I tooted. I laid there like five minutes in pain after the fall...while my PE teacher chewed me out. Everyone thought it was absoulutely hilarious.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't shit talk until AFTER your performances.
