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Originally posted by librasoul22
Alright, d*mmit, it's time for another sex thread. Okay, I think we have all had the unpleasant experience of having someone who sucks in bed. My question is, what tactics do you use to end the encounter as quickly as possible? I, of course, have never been in such a situation *cough* so I wanted to pose the question to see what others do.
Oh wait, let's not take this too deep, like let's pretend that there is little to no emotional investment in the other person. "Go to counseling" is not an option, lol.
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Back in the day, I'd say:
GET THE FCUK OUT!!! GO!!!!
But when you walk in the Tantra...
The act of love-making goes beyond the physical... It is telepathic...
A real man, big or small, can make satisfactory progress in a southerly fashion...
Or he could use a "strap on"...
Swings are good, too...
Hell, if it is that bad of a performance... Always have fresh batteries...
