How come I haven't been on greek chat for almost two weeks?
How come they SERIOUSLY monitor internet usage at my new job so I can't hang out with you guys all day no mo'?
How come they been working me like a Hebrew slave anyway so I wouldn't have time?
How come I like the job anyway?
How come I been seriously missin' y'all's crazy behinds?
How come I know my husband is going to be mad at me when he gets home 'cause I'm not getting off GC 'til I read all of the posts since June 19?
How come I don't care