How come my ex-boyfriend called me from his SHOWER the other day?
How come all he wanted to say was that he was in the shower?
How come his WIFE was taking a nap in their bedroom which was only a few feet away when he called me?
How come he actually thinks I wanted to know all of that?
How come he doesn't get that I'm married now and we've been broken up for over 10 years!
How come he calls me on my cell phone at least twice a day?
How come I always have to check the caller ID on my phone so that I won't answer it and waste my allotted minutes on that nonsense.
How come he stacks up a $200 cell phone bill monthly because he calls me so much.
How come his wife found out about the bills and she didn't whup his a$$ for that mess.
How come she also found out that all those calls were to me and she still didn't whup his a$$.
How come my phone just rang...guess who?
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