HOW COME the white guy whose cube is across from mine curses every other word?
HOW COME if I did it I lose my job the same day but he's been there for ten years?
HOW COME another white guy says "how you doin?" to me, but everyone else gets "good morning" or "hello"?
HOW COME people always ask for some important project to be done at 4:30 Friday afternoon?
HOW COME people will call you at work and ask "whatchu doin?" (If I'm at work, then I'm working, genius)
HOW COME people will call you anywhere to ask you "whatchu doin?"
HOW COME the cable company switched some channels without telling us?
HOW COME the Domino's man won't deliver to my neighborhood?
HOW COME I miss having waterfights and playing in the fire hydrant?
HOW COME people will teach their kids the words to the newest song but won't teach them how to spell their own name?
HOW COME I have to get disrespected just because I don't want to give any old body my phone number?