How come a Chalupa and a Gordita are the same?

I have a couple of theses about my HBCU!
How come lunch starts at 11:30 and ends at 2:30?
How come only ONE person can do a particular task and there not here today.
How come our "online" registration is always offline?
How come its been 6:18 on the clock in the history building since freshmen year?
How come my financial aid is NEVER on my billing ststrement in the Fall?
How come I take off class every semester to pick up my loan check? And how come I see like all my class mates in the mall that day? (Hey if I'm there too does that make me ghetto?)
Whew!!!! How come......HBCU's??????