How come burger places (e.g. McDonalds et. al) are too busy trying to sell me ham and cheese sandwiches?
How come there is not a White Castle (or Krystal's) franschise in DC?
How come weaves are so celebreated and my short haircut is deemed "wack"?
How come these fools in Congress are pressed about renaming Metro stops to coincide with "Ronald Reagan National Airport" when we have serious social and economic issues to consider such as AIDS and literacy?
How come people still call my house and hang up knowing that I have caller ID?
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