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a pirate walks into a bar with a complete, full-size steering wheel from a 1980s dodge hanging from the front of his pants. he walks to the barkeep and orders a pint of grog. the bartender refuses, assuming the pirate is already drunk. the pirate denies this - the bartender replies, "hey pirate, you can't fool me - only a drunk would have a steering wheel hanging from his zipper like a damned fool."
The pirate replies, "Arrgh, it's driving me nuts."
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