I was five years old. My sister was driving me to the city pool where she worked as a lifeguard one morning when we got pulled over at the only stoplight in our town. The police officer got out and came over to the car, and he was being really rude...I remember that, even though I can't even remember what he said my sister did or didn't do. He drawled, "Well, I'm the law in this here town--" and my sister cut in and said, "Yeah, well you need to brush up on your laws, then!" and sped off! Classic.