I thought this thread was really funny and a great idea, so I thought I'd join in.
Hello to all the Deltas on here, anyone from your UMCP chapter on here?
To ALL Shanghai restaurant owners: Can y'all lay off the OIL!?!? I mean DANG, how much oil do you REALLY need to use just to stir fry some vegetables. The grease puddle around my greens seems a bit extreme. And what do you do with the good part of the chicken, export it out of the country or something? I really don't understand why when I order a chicken dish, there is bones and fat galore, but not a scrap of meat to be seen.
To the foreign affairs department: What do you mean you can't guarantee when I'll be reimbursed for my plane ticket?!? That ticket was over $1000, you can't play around with peoples money like that. My mother is trying to buy a house and wants her damn money!! And how about if you can't guarantee when I'll be reimbursed, then III can't guarantee if I'm coming in to work next week!!
To the foreign languages dept: What, you all are spying on my now? If you want to spy on me, at least be smooth about it, instead of having the 40 year old man sitting in the front row of my class with his book out like a student. And if you are just trying to "observe," can you all let me KNOW next time, and can you let your "observer" know that it is rather RUDE not to introduce himself?
To the university "officials" (whoever you are): Get it together. That is all I can say. It is Sept. 16, WHY ON EARTH have you not decided on the official dates of our OCTOBER HOLIDAY?? You KNOW there are 1.3 billion people in China, and you know about 1 billion are trying to travel during our week off, so I NEED to book some tickets!! How am I supposed to book tickets and go anywhere if you never want to decide what days we have off!!
To the ex: All I can really say is that you are working my nerves right now, big time. You claim you want to be friends, but with friends like you who needs friends. You better watch it, cause you know you don't know hardly anyone or anything out here, and you don't want to be eating greasy Chinese food by yourself every night, so get it together.
AHHHH, I feel much better now.
