How come, when the Chinese man delivers the food to my house, he always rings the bell frantically (at least 15 times non-stop)and bangs on the front window, as if someone is chasing his a$$??
Answer: He probably has other orders to deliver and has to do so in a timely manner as to satisfy all of his customers.
How come I always have to fling open the door and yell "Hey! How many times must I tell you NOT to ring the bell like a madman? Ring the bell ONCE and give us time to get to the door!"
Answer: Because I can be a real a$$hole at times.
How come this delivery man from hell (it's always the same dude)continues to stand in my doorway AFTER I've already given him his tip, like it's not nearly enough for him?
Answer:The man probably doesn't make a lot of money and someday hopes to save enough from his tips to buy a car to replace the raggedy bike he delivers the food on.
How come, when I came to work with my new hairstyle last month (it was kind of like Halle Berry's hair in swordfish)....a student asked me (very loudly) was I the new PowerPuff girl?
Answer: Maybe I did resemble one of the PowerPuff Girls...after all, I did put way to much setting lotion in my hair when I set it the night before.
How come there are commercials that advertise miracle pills that increase your breast size an amazing 2 cups in a few weeks? Why do they have these foolish looking women in bikinis sitting down at breakfast popping this pill and talking about how people ask them if they've had breast implants?
Answer:Because there are some women out there who are so desperate to have bigger breast and maybe can't afford surgery. The bikini-clad women in the commercials are there to fool the naieve women of America into thinking they can actually look as good as they do in a matter of weeks.
How come the pills are supposed to stimulate the dormant nerves in your breast. Hell, if breasts grow simply by being stimulated, we would all wear a double F cup and can give the money to the men in our lives!
Answer: Maybe the drug-induced stimulation works better than the hands of groping men
[This message has been edited by Sexy Mocha (edited June 29, 2001).]
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