HeartbrAKA
Senior Member posted June 28, 2001 04:18 PM
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How come after I dropped my son off at camp this morning and went back to my car I couldn't get back in cause my alarm stopped working? Cause stuff always happens at the wrong time.

How come my cell phone and purse were locked in the car? Iwonno (I don't know)...was it ringing?

How come when I found a phone and told my brother to come get me he took 30 minutes cause I gave him the wrong directions? Cause you were in a state of distress...I guess

How come the drive is only 5 minutes and I could have walked home but was too lazy? It bees that way sometimes, and depending upon the shoes and the heat, it could have been down the street and around the corner...I ain't walking.

How come we had to go to three different stores to find a 12 volt battery for my alarm? Iwonno..how come?

How come I don't have an extra alarm at home? Now see, you know better.

How come I don't have an extra set of keys? How come you need to get an extra set? See the answer above.

How come we were buying the battery and this guy was taking watermelons from the box outside the store and smashing them on the ground? Needed a hobby maybe?

How come security was chasing him? Was we running with big ole watermelons? That's a bad bruh.

How come I was dyin'? How come I would have been too but if he got watermelon juice on my car it would have been on.

How come when I went to check on my son at camp yesterday during lunchtime they were giving out free lunches and my son didn't want one cause he packed his own lunch but I made him get one anyway cause I was hungry and took it to work with me? Cause a sista gotta do what a sista gotta do. Now it would have been funny if it was only cheese crackers, potted meat and jelly beans with a toy. You would have been mad as hell....and still hungry lol.