Prayerfull's post:
How come my ex-boyfriend called me from his SHOWER the other day? --cause he's tired
How come all he wanted to say was that he was in the shower? --cause he's tired
How come his WIFE was taking a nap in their bedroom which was only a few feet away when
he called me? --cause she trusts his tired a$$
How come he actually thinks I wanted to know all of that? --cause he's tired
How come he doesn't get that I'm married now and we've been broken up for over 10 years! --cause he's tired
How come he calls me on my cell phone at least twice a day? --cause he's tired
How come I always have to check the caller ID on my phone so that I won't answer it and
waste my allotted minutes on that nonsense. --cause he's a tired stalker
How come he stacks up a $200 cell phone bill monthly because he calls me so much. --cause he's a tired crazy stalker
How come his wife found out about the bills and she didn't whup his a$$ for that mess. --cause she's tired
How come she also found out that all those calls were to me and she still didn't whup his a$$. --cause she's still tired and gone turn into a stalker soon
How come my phone just rang...guess who? --the stalker?
[This message has been edited by CelestialBlu1 (edited June 29, 2001).]
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