And suddenly I feel like a sixth grader again
Yo mama so fat her *ss has its own ZIP code
Yo mama so poor when I saw her pulling a box down the road and asked her what she was doing she said "Moving"
Yo mama so nasty that her crabs died
Yo mama so fat when she lays around the house, she really LAYS around the house.
Yo mama so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped you and then yo daddy for having sex with her.
Yo mama so ugly that when you were conceived yo daddy had 3 paper bags, one for him, one for her, and one for the dog
This so made my day