I think I have a "I Accept Rejects" sign across my forehead. Here's what happened to me.
I'm at the gas station minding my own business after work. A turquoise car pulls up to the pump next to me....WTF was he thinking buying a turquoise car...who in the hell makes turquoise cars...and to top it off he had gold teeth....anyway...

Him: How you doing?
Me: Fine
Him: You dressed nice
Me: Just left work
Him: You must got an office job dressed like that.
Me: (thinking) why is this dumb a$$ still here?
Him: You need me to pump your gas
Me: No but you can pay some car notes, damn pumping gas...that's the least of my worries.
Him: You must got a lot of money. You filling your tank all the way up.

I proceeded to get in my car and drive away. I know there are intelligent men out there....I know there are Lord.



[This message has been edited by Total Elegance (edited June 26, 2001).]