Just a man that keeps it real and approaches intelligently. The following list may help further my point.
DO NOT...
1. Whisper "Pssssst..." when I walk by. I might turn around, but you can trust it will only be to roll my eyes at you.
2. Refer to me as "lil mama", "shawty" or "boo". Really, this applies even if we're already involved.
3. Even THINK about putting your hands on me when I pass you. You don't know me like that.
4. Send your raggedy friend to tell me you "wanna holla". Junior high is over... you may as well pass me a note.
5. Ask for my number and get pissy when I tell you no. Would you rather I give you a wrong number? Perhaps give you my real number and never answer when you call? Cut your losses.
6. Re-enact the following conversation:
YOU: Do you have a man?
ME: No....
YOU: You do now.
No, I don't. Really.
These are just a few things that irk me. The majority of guys aren't this trifling, but we all know they're out there lurking somewhere.
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