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My boss (a female of course) sent me this

NEW DRINK IN TOWN

>This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be
>happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to
>try.
>
>She returns to their table and has two drinks for him.
>
>One is a measure of Bailey's. The other is full of lime juice.
>
>She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
>mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice."
>
>He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute
>when she's enthusiastic and he noticed a gleam in her eyes.
>
>First he drinks in the Bailey's. Smooth. A warm feeling in his mouth.
>Then he chugs the lime juice.
>
>After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
>
>Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
>Three seconds and he's finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow
>the mess.
>
>As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear,
>"It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'."