[SmartBlondeGPhB]

You own more items with letters now (as an alum) than you did as a collegian.

You spent two years of your life living, breathing, eating, sleeping Gamma Phi forming an alumnae chapter.
You're the Treasurer of the House Corp Board, Scholarship Advisor, Chair of a Task Force and a member of the Nominating Committee and you still don't think you're doing enough.

You can't seem to get "I'd love to help" out of your vocabulary.