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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
bwahahahahahaha.

I can beat you all --

there's a gas station near where I work, and I usually get gas on the way home from work. I don't know why, I just do.

They have a new employee who happens to be a midget named Mike. When I came in to pay last night, Mike offered me a drink, "it's on me," he said. But something was just... off. I mean, nice offer, but if I turn it down nicely, let it go, right?

Only not. Mike followed me out to my car, calling out offers to take me out, get my phone number, please give him a chance, you have beautiful eyes baby, don't you want to get to know me, and the car was NOT that far away. Maybe if his eyes hadn't been all wide and crazy-like he would have done better?

holy crap. you just reminded me of an awful thing that happened to me a couple of years ago. i went to stop at a gas station and i noticed a guy walking across the street. next thing i know he is standing next to me at the gas pump. he was like 'baby can i have your number?' i said 'no'. he said 'oh please baby i want to lay at the beach with you.' horrified, i said 'no please leave me alone.' he said, 'come on, let me at least hear your sexy voice on the phone saying no'. i was about 2 seconds away from taking the pump out of my car and spraying it on him. i was shaking so bad that i jumped in the car and left. it is a good thing price of the gas was on my debit card!