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Originally posted by SigmaChiGuy
I did not read all 5 page worth of posts, so I will start just here.
From one white man, I will apologize for all of us. We are sorry that we do not roll on 24 inch dubs. We are sorry that we prefer Bud Light over Crrrrisssssstallll. We are sorry that we speak with correct english and not ebonics. We are sorry that we pronounce "ask" as A-S-K, and not A-K-S. We are sorry that we do not have 8 months worth of salary tied up in our "platinum grill" (for all you whiteys out there, those would be your teeth). Sorry that we say "teeth" instead of "teef" - sorry we say "brother" instead of "bruva". Sorry we prefer firm boobies, not floppy belt tuckers. Sorry if we prefer our SUV's and mini-vans rather than a "6-4 impala". Sorry if I prefer to spend my money on an education, rather than hydrolics and rims that spin.
Lastly, We are sorry that we can't jump.
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Sweetheart,
It's ya booty--not cha beauty... Nah, jus' jokin' wit cha playa...
Don't let me post the proper English translation of Biggie Smalls, "One more chance" now...
But, hey, you know you want to be a pimp and you want to play!!! So, whassup with the NO FLOSSIN' and NO RUMP SHAKIN'???
To me, that don't make no kinna sense!!!
I know you can do it, 'cuz you got:
You know--Richie Rich style...