The 5 person limit wasn't enough for me. I have thought of more who piss me off.
My Neighbor's Boyfriend- Must you walk like an elephant??? There are people who live under your girlfriend's apartment! By the way, you look like you came out of a double-wide!
My Neighbor- Dude!....your boyfriend has a mullet! I can't of a better reason to want to punch anyone!!!!! Oh, don't kiss my ass for 2 weeks prior to rush and then not speak to me after my sorority drops you. I'm an alum so I wasn't there to vote on you. But, it appears that my chapter made a wonderful decision! Go Zeta!!!!!
My Roommate's Boyfriend- You disgusting pervert. I already wrote what I think of you in another thread. You don't deserve another.
My Old Roommate/Best Friend- Now that I'm out of your life, it's finally time to stop blaming your problems on me and point the blame at the correct person...yourself. May you seek psychiatric help you Freudian nutcase. Good luck...you're going to need it.