1) 80% of the people who drive on state road A1A. You people drive like the cops are going to pull you over for going 25 mph. The speed limit is 45mph. And FYI, the red light means stop and the green light means go, not the other way around.
2) Any girl who thinks they are good enough to date my ex boyfriend. You will NEVER be good enough.
3) My first boyfriend- You better be glad that I havent seen you since I broke up with you two years ago. You got away too easily. You treated me like a piece of isht (probably cause you were a piece of isht), and I didnt do a damn thing about it. If I ever see you again, the black eyes I give you will be the least of your problems
4) The 14 year old who thinks she has the body that rivals a 25 year old. NEWS FLASH: you dont!!!
5) The customers that come into Starbucks who think they know more than I do. (SARCASM): Clearly all of my training classes were for nothing.