[The Original Ape]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
Great Topic. . .sure wish this was real, but nonethless here is what I would do:

1. Give 10% to God
2. PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS and TELL SALLIE MAE where to stick it
3. Give $500,000 to my brother and $1,000,000 to my mom
4. Hop on the first thing smoking to ATL and leave Columbus behind
5. Pay life memberships for myself, my sands, and Kelli.
6. Buy a house
7. Take the month off and tour Jamaica
8. Buy a Cadillac Escalade and Lincoln Navigator
9. Contribute money to worthwhile charities, primarily AIDS and Cancer research
10. Investments
11. Money to Delta Sigma Theta
12. Give money to my cousin so she can go to college next year.
13. SHOPPING SPREE
14. What is left over, to the BANK!!

P.S. I would continue to work, just call in sick more often

You forgot to get The Original Ape his birthday gift!