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Chris Rock's Moments Revisited
Chris Rock:
(full list available on MSN)
On MTV's shows
"Everytime I see ‘Say What Karaoke.’ I say 'Say what’s on the other channel.'"
On 'Making the Band' with Puff Daddy
"You get to see Puff Daddy be a mentor to the children. Who better than Puff Daddy to show the kids wrong from wronger?"
On 'Punk'd'
"I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘DMX, you’ve been punked.’ ‘Oh yeah, you’ve been stabbed.’"
On Ashton Kutcher
"My man’s a pimp. He’ll take your girlfriend and your mother. I don’t even think he’s in love with Demi Moore. He’s just trying to punk Bruce Willis."
On Seeing Janet Jackson with Jermaine Dupree
"Damn, I had a shot. It’s like finding out about a sale a day too late."
On seating arrangements
"You have the Olsen twins over there, so then you got to put R. Kelly way up there
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