LMAO!!!!!!!!
Other comments:
1.) Beyonce: Can you say WTF?!?!?!?! Her hair (LOL @ the wooly mammoth comment), the outfits, (it's officially time to fire Mama, sorry), the performance (eh)...She needs some help.
2.) Hilary Duff did look scurred standing next to Lil' Jon (I love "Get Low", but I wouldn't literally touch him w/ a ten-ft pole).
3.) Vivica's dress, IMO was stank...and she's my girl and usually looks classy, but not today. And are her and 50 together?
4.) Speaking of 50, he looked GOOOOD! I don't care if he sounds like he needs Hooked on Phonics...
5.) I love Mary but why did she sing "Let's Get It Crunk" (I forget the real name of the song)? That song was NOT out this past year.
6.) Metallica--EEEW!!! Boo-hiss (for getting rid of Napster...Cheap bastards!!!!)....
7.) Snoop and his hoes...Did you peep how they were looking down at the ground when he was talking during the Pre-Show?!

You'se married foo', and from what I hear your wife don't play--STOP FRONTING!!!! (you can only dream of being a P.I.M.P.)...
8.) Missy outfits--the frist one was "suspect", if you know what I mean (hint: I would not have been suprised either if she kissed Christina or Britney or Madonna after wearing that outfit), and the golf fit--WOW!!! She needs to put her wardrobe "under construction" and come up with a new style, pronto...
9.) POSERS--HATE 'EM...Good Charlotte & Avril...enough said...
10.) Chris Rock was Hil-ar-i-ous!!! It's sad that he was the best thing about the show, besides Coldplay's performance (Yes, I am a fan, so y'all better not say anythang bad 'bout my boys!!!)...